Dieseases I Will Likely Contract in India
1. Diabetes - From eating all that ladoo (what I have termed "the 'betes bomb")
2. Conjunctivitis - But I am assured that I will be safe as long as I rinse my eyes with my own urine (Thanks for the advice Cat).
3. Classmates Disease - also known as "ende kalbelayitis" and characterized by a spontaneous rupture of the ear drum.
4. Any number of diseases of the bowels
5. Rabies - Just because that is the one shot I didn't get before I came here.
6. Hot Dog Fingers - That's an inside joke that nobody will get but me...I'm such a loner.
***Special Note - Mom, this is just a joke. I am completely healthy and in no danger. No need for concern.
1. Diabetes - From eating all that ladoo (what I have termed "the 'betes bomb")
2. Conjunctivitis - But I am assured that I will be safe as long as I rinse my eyes with my own urine (Thanks for the advice Cat).
3. Classmates Disease - also known as "ende kalbelayitis" and characterized by a spontaneous rupture of the ear drum.
4. Any number of diseases of the bowels
5. Rabies - Just because that is the one shot I didn't get before I came here.
6. Hot Dog Fingers - That's an inside joke that nobody will get but me...I'm such a loner.
***Special Note - Mom, this is just a joke. I am completely healthy and in no danger. No need for concern.
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